Who Left the Toilet Seat Up? (writing sample)

Every year, thousands of young couples get married and begin their new lives together. But this “new life” is often complicated by having to live together. And living together doesn’t mean that you won’t come live apart.

What does that mean? You ask. It means that many young couples begin with the proverbial honeymoon bliss, but when that inevitably fades, they’re left not only with each other, but they’re careers, diversions and those damned idiosyncrasies – you know – like “who left the toilet seat up?”